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i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD

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ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

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sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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if i had no internet connection I’d have no friends

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ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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cerviceps:

playing windwaker and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HIS FACE

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