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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

canon-autopsy:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

capn-murica:

missphanosaur18:

capn-murica:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

rodent-with-wings:

staragata:

cupquakes-cause-earthquakes:

WELCOME TO TUMBLR.

Where the fandoms are made up and the pronunciation doesnt matter.

Ridiculous, everyone knows it’s not jif.

The guy who made it says it’s pronounced Jif and i love Jif peanut butter.

I pronounced it as jif before the creator of the gif file told everyone it was pronounced jif.

Jif makes no sense. The g in gif stand for a word that’s pronounced with a g sound so why the hell would it be jif?!

G’s can make J sounds.  like in “digital”, “Gel”, “Sage” and countless others, so it’s perfectly okay to pronounce gif as jif.  plus, the incorrect pronunciation seems a bit harsh to me. 

Except that the ‘g’ in GIF stands for “graphics”, which most definitely has the “g” sound and not the “j” sound… 

mypocketshurt90:

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

zethie:

ohgodhesloose:

cheskamouse:

faethebunny:

svidrigailovskaya:

v10l3n7:

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

I hope the person who made that cartoon dies a painful death.

and furthermore I’ll work circles around you, dickhead.

oh ps. what kind of name is Rob Smith Jr?????

"*this is a true story"

somehow i highly doubt it.

As someone who has done a lot in retail; this is literally impossible. The damn cash register tells you what change to give. The artist definitely pulled this one out of their ass

Ass, brain, whats the difference?

The best part that undermines the cartoonist’s intent is that, if she’s demanding $11/hour and the meal is $10.60, it means right now she can’t even afford to eat where she works with an hour’s pay.

I’ve been in a similar situation working in fast food, not because the simple math confused me but because at the restaurant I worked they were super strict about us not receiving any tips, so if a customer handed you a too large bill and not accepted their change YOU HAD TO talk to a manager or you’d get shit for it later.

In establishments that have issues with short change thieves and counterfeiting, employees are sometimes required to call a manager for $20s and $50s.

People always assume the clerk made some unfathomable mistake when they have to call the manager, but THEY MAKE YOU CALL THE MANAGER FOR EVERYTHING.  The customer has over 5 dollars savings in coupons?  Manager.  High bills?  Manager.  Need to cancel an order?  Manager.  Item rang up wrong?  Manager.  Forgot to give someone their cash back on a debit (it’s gunna happen sometimes, the movement to bang the register closed after the receipt becomes habitual) and you have to re-open the register?  Manager.

Oh and the manager might never actually come.  I’ve been stared down by customers for 15 minutes for shit that wasn’t my fault.  One day when the managers at Walmart gave a particular deficit of fuck, a customer had me ring up her order and then realized she left her wallet in the car and ran to get it.  I called the manager over radio and the customers behind her were LIVID that I “let her” go to her car and wouldn’t ring up their orders.

My options were:

1) Wait for the manager to cancel her order so I could use the register for their orders….or

2) Wait for the woman to come back.

When neither returned after five minutes, I suggested they just go to another register.  I would help them move their items.  So, of course, on the way out they managed to find a manager to complain to, about me not their shitty negligence of employees who need their blessing to accept a coupon.  WHY DID YOU NOT USE YOUR DEMONIC SUMMONING POWERS EARLIER, UNSATISFIED CUSTOMERS???

I work at a grocery store. I believe our minimum wage should be raised, considering my mother also works for the same establishment and works 40 hours and if for some reason my parents decided to get a divorce, my mother would not be able to care for my two sisters because she doesn’t make enough and our bills are outrageous. I can’t even afford my car and I’ve worked close to 40 hours a week. But there is literally no one who deals with cash at my store who doesn’t know how to give change. So this comic is a load of bullshit and that artist needs to stop and get their facts straight.

There was a time I would do anything for my sister , you know?

First time I ever killed was for my sister.

i-have-an-acklehol-problem:

The fandom when Jensen tweets something

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bigmacmami:

homewreckingwhore:

bluhbluhhugedork:

and this is why we cosplay

those two dudes made each other’s days.

So cute

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

theomeganerd:

Anatomical Anomaly (The Legend of Zelda)

by Naolito

belleandwhistle:

breyanarae:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

squeakchic:

casker:

I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS

oh i thought this was just a bad case of yaoi hands

yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

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klokateercatlady:

ilikechildren—fried:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

It’s On Us: 

To RECOGNIZE that non-consensual sex is sexual assault.

To IDENTIFY situations in which sexual assault may occur.

To INTERVENE in situations where consent has not or cannot be given.

To CREATE an environment in which sexual assault is unacceptable and survivors are supported.

It’s On Us

Not Alone

hold up

a celebrity filled, gender-neutral, anti-sexual assault PSA?

and this isn’t a BuzzFeed parody?

I think I feel my heart growig three sizes

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